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Sooo, I haven’t posted for a while… For some reason, I got really caught up in trying to make money online. I figured blogging would be a good way to do it. Unfortunately, I’m not making any money… and I don’t really like blogging all that much. I can never really seem to find anything thats worth writting about on a daily basis. As such, I’ve been reconsidering what I’m going to do with this website. I haven’t yet decided, so, we’ll have to wait and find out. For now though I would just like to thank everyone who has payed attenion to my shitty little website over the past year. Hopefully I can figure out something fun/useful to do with this site.

Also, I’m still making videos. I’m just busy. Midterms and what not… ok, ok, I’m playing halo 3. Either way, I’ll get around to making some new stuff eventually

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As of late there has been somewhat of an internet phenomena thats been in the back of everyones minds: cellphone popcorn. Is it real? Is it actually possible?

The idea is this: take several cellphones and place them all on a table with the tops of the phones facing inwards. In the center of the cellphones you place a couple of popcorn kernels. Have several people with phones call the cellphones that are on the table all at the same time. Supposedly the radiation that flows through the cellphones causes the kernels to pop into popcorn. Like magic… !!!

This idea was spawned by a video made by some crazy Asians… God damn Asians, they can do anything O_o

ZOMG! How did it happen? There was all like kernels on the table then BAM its popcorn. WTF?

Now you’re probably thinking that there might be a possibility that the video you just saw might not be real. If this isn’t what you’re thinking then I’m probably thinking that you might be an idiot.

The real obvious debunker is that the kernels pop within a few seconds. If you place a few kernels in the microwave they still take nearly a minute before they pop. Microwaves are much more potent then the the waves created by cell phones. Logically, it is rather improbable that a couple cellphones would pop popcorn faster than microwaves. Anyway, the point is: your sperm are likely safe for the time being.

Popcorn myth popped… (sorry… I had to)

Worth it for the last line…

Also, best spoof ever:

There you have it kids! That shit got debunked. (yo?)

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You guys fail huge. Remember when I was all like: “can you guess what it is”? Well, you were supposed to guess what my niche was… like you were supposed to leave a comment. It’s more fun that way; that’s how interaction works. Anyway, my niche thing is going to by youtube/online videos. Now I know what you’re thinking: “Obviously, why didn’t you choose that before?”. Again, Shut yo mouth foo! Don’t act all smart.

Just thought I’d inform you guys of that. So, starting probably tomorrow, all my posts are going to be related to online videos

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I think I’ve done it! Done what you ask? Shut yo mouth foo! You don’t get to know. Just kidding…

A little while ago I decided that I was going to start posting on a consistent basis. The world rejoiced and all was well. Unfortunately, when I mentioned that I would be doing this I hadn’t taken into account the fact that writing shit everyday is challenging unless you have something to talk about… every… day. Now, several days later (obviously) I have nothing to write about. To remedy this situation I’d decided that I needed to find a niche; something that I enjoy talking about and that I could talk about for years to come. Of course, enjoying writing about it is only half the battle, you kids need to enjoy reading this shit too. I think I’ve figured it out… I think you’re gonna like it

Can you guess what it is?

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I saw this online the other day and decided that it was going to explode on Youtube, so, I didn’t bother to make note of it… My bad. It only has like 38 000 video views. Once again Youtube has managed throw awesomeness into obscurity and instead promote stupid shit about cats…

Pretty epic stuff I’d say. Also, I changed shit up and now anyone can comment (You don’t even need to be an Acolyte)… hint hint…

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